Hello brave adventurer,
Hi, we are the Council of Loathing and I am the leader Alvin Liu. You have been chosen to take down the Naughty Sorceress in her lair next to the Nearby Plains. The Naughty Sorceress is the sworn enemy of the kingdom for she has imprisomed ( inprison in a prism) the King Ralph XI. Before you can set out on your journey to kill the sorceress and free the King, you must adventure and prepare. First, you must venture into the Spooky Forest in the Distant Woods to obtain a mosquito larve. Then, you must enter the Bat Hole in the Nearby Plains and brave the bat guano to kill the Boss Bat. Then you must bring back the Holy Mcguffin from Ed the Undying and beware, he really is undying. Finally, to prove your abilities, you must go to the Mysterious Mystery Island and start a war between the Frat Boys and the Hippies and then bomb the Hippy Camp back to the stone age. Then you will have enough preperation to go kill the Naughty Sorceress in her lair. and again, Welcome to the Kingdom :D
